Lois: “I’m confused, Kent. See, I’ve lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can’t figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.”
Clark: "Well, Lois, the truth is I’m actually Superman in disguise and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen and then squeeze you out of the byline."
Lois: "You’re a sick man, Kent."
Clark: “You asked.”
- Superman: The Animated Series 1x09 'The Main Man, Part 1'