I will give you 100 dollars to whistle right now.

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FRIENDS REWATCH - Season 7, Episode 21

You take a quarter, and you blacken the edge. Right? And then you say to a person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.

I’ve become my father! I’ve been trying so hard not to become my mother, I did not see this coming!

Hey Ross! Check it out - I learned a new trick!