TOP 50 FRIENDS EPISODES
in chronological order

“Oh, for god’s sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! PICK UP THE SOCK!”

The One With Phoebe’s Birthday Dinner | Season 9, Episode 5


the plan laugh


TOP 50 FRIENDS EPISODES
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“You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that’s half human, half pure evil!”

The One Where Rachel Is Late | Season 8, Episode 22


TOP 50 FRIENDS EPISODES
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“That’s right! We said your parents flipped a coin and decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.”

The One With The Rumor | Season 8, Episode 9






They had a very hard time getting through this, because they’re just making… ‘cause of those noises. It’s not real noise. It’s not real sound - not real words.

This was so hard for them to do without cracking up. I think it took, like, a million takes before, with the four of them, making whatever noise it is that they’re making. Especially Matthew, who is, I think, deliberately saying ridiculously untellable things.

- Marta Kauffman and David Crane - talking about the cast, trying to shoot this scene (TOW the Videotape)


TOP 50 FRIENDS EPISODES
in chronological order

“Oh, there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the West Village.”

The One With The Videotape | Season 8, Episode 4


TOP 50 FRIENDS EPISODES
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“…here we are, with our future before us. And I only want to spend it with you. My prince, my soulmate, my friend.”

The One With Chandler And Monica’s Wedding | Season 7, Episodes 23/24


Monica: “How can you not care?”
Joey: “Like this.”


TOP 50 FRIENDS EPISODES
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“Well, I think it’s safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.

The One With The Truth About London | Season 7, Episode 16


TOP 50 FRIENDS EPISODES
in chronological order

“We are dessert stealers! We are living outside of the law!

The One With All The Cheesecakes | Season 7, Episode 11


TOP 50 FRIENDS EPISODES
in chronological order

“Unagi.” / “Ahhh… salmon skin roll.”

The One With Unagi | Season 6, Episode 17